Boom. Roasted.

You know what I wrote?
A spec script of an Office episode where Michael puts on a roast of Toby. This was february of last year.

You know what NBC wrote?
An episode of The Office where Michael puts on a roast of Michael. This was last night.

You know what else I wrote?
My signature on a waiver that said "Even if NBC writes an episode exactly like mine, they maybe already thought of it themselves already, so I pinky swear not to sue them. Sincerely, Owen."