...vampires in Twilight don't burst into flame or die in the sunlight... they just sparkle. like diamonds. or glitter. or sequins. which gives away their oh-so-dreamy secret.
no spontaneous combustion. just supernatural sparkles.
vampires were already known for sexual deviancy and frilly pirate shirts. way to make the gayest kind of monster even GAYER.
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