A.Z.D.T.

i'm seriously contemplating writing a book on Advanced Zombie Defense Theory.

i say "advanced" because it would speak to a (nerdy) audience already familiar with the basics covered in Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide, exploring at greater lengths the details of unarmed technique, conventional and improvised weaponry, mass extermination methods, team-based strategy, fortification, etc.

i say "theory" because i have no expertise in anything whatsoever... (except maybe this one major i made up one time, but that's iffy at best)

THEN AGAIN i say a lot of things that i don't end up doing.

but as it is, for some reason i've been thinking about zombie defense theory a lot lately (that sounds so pathetic out loud). and i do believe there'd be an audience for it. albeit possibly a small audience (doubtful any of the fine respectable people reading this blog)

but who knows. maybe this particular bean is a magical beanstalk bean, leading to a magical land of riches, golden eggs, and validation.