what it's like to be owen

1. think of a sport that you never really got into. soccer perhaps. you could follow a game if you wanted to. you could get into it if everyone else in the room was into it. but you don't really have any desire to follow soccer, or it's teams or players, or watch a game if there is anything else on tv.

this is how i feel about all sports.

2. imagine you have paper due for a class. it's a class that you hate, but need to pass. the subject of the class is nothing vital or relevant to anything you plan to do in life. the material is boring to the point of aggravation. writing the paper is a chore at best, but one that, all things considered, would be wise to complete, even if you do a half-assed, shameful job that you wish to forget immediately afterwards.

this is how i feel about running.

3. think of vomit mixed with the shavings in a PedEgg, refined into a powder.

this is how i feel about parmesan cheese.