Hard to Explain to the Aliens #2: Love

Xorg: I've done some research on human courtship. I admit, I was confused for some time.
O: Did you figure it out?
X: Not entirely, but I am less confused now.
O: ... How exactly did you research?
X: I watched MTV's A Shot at Love 2 with Tila Tequila.
O: I see. How long did it take you to deduce that that was NOT typical human courtship?
X: I didn't. I watched 14 minutes and deduced that Tila Tequila was not human.
O: Oh no, she's.... actually you may be on to something...
X: She's like a Jupiterian, but less refined, and with only two eyes.