Tuesday, July 15, 2008

i friggin love GTA IV.

grand theft auto 4 is maybe the closest you can get to lucid dreaming while awake. an explorable world of no consequence. and i think it's something most people should experience.

some may argue the value of a simulation that lets you rig fire trucks with car bombs, but to them i say, don't knock hobo-stabbing until you've tried it. there are probly people who still think playing a game where you can snipe businessmen in the kneecaps can lead to maladjustment, but think there's a valuable catharsis to be found in tossing live grenades into fast food restaurants.
but really, we're all adults here, and if you've never thought about employing a hooker in an alley and then immediately after setting the hooker on fire, then hey, maybe there's something wrong with you.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i play gta iv too!!! on xbox!! and ya, it's pretty amazing.

mc said...

this is exactly what i needed to start my day.

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a burning hooker for breakfast.

HAHAHAHAHAH

emilyn said...

lol nice