Morning Time-Saving Tips!
-Cut down on tooth-brushing time by going to bed with a stack of listerine strips already in your mouth, to dissolve throughout the night! After a few weeks, the nerves in your mouth should be deadened enough for you to sleep right through the agonizing burning sensation.
-Choose your best outfit the night before, and then wear that outfit everyday, day and night. Who has time to change these days? Not you!
-The average North American spends 18 years of their life washing their face. Don't become another statistic! Always carry a large aerosol can of Lysol antibacterial spray, to give your face a quick, on-the-go spritz!
-Shower infrequently, and with your clothes on. Chances are, after being worn for weeks on end, they need washing too.
-Making friends ultimately leads to hours wasted on idle chit-chat. Avoid it at all costs!
-One of the most tedious tasks we face in our fast-paced world is moving our bodies from our bed to our vehicle in the morning, usually by "walking". There's GOT to be a better way! The answer is deceptively simple: sleep and live inside your car. Need to beat the commute? Park your home at/behind/inside your place of work!
Every second counts in this hustle-and-bustle world. So grab your Lysol show this crazy world just how much time you can save!
2 comments:
I just discovered your blog too! Damn we're both lagging. Haha.
Good to hear from you brother. Things are good here. How are you doing?
This reminds me of the song "Think of the Time I Save" from The Pajama Game!
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