Pork- Learn to love yourself. It may be hard, seeing as how you're named after a pig and sound like the fattiest and unhealthiest of all the ramens. But remember, you put your pants on one leg at a time and come from a packet of dehydrated mystery salt just like every. body. else.
Shrimp - Today is the day you stop living in the shadow of Cup-o-Noodles with Shrimp. Take charge and play to your strengths. What you lack in actual shrimp you make up for in cost-effectiveness and the ability to be cooked in double or even triple portions using only one pot.
Chicken - You are the old standby. Depependable and true, a definite crowd-pleaser. You also go good with egg.
Creamy Chicken - You are the new version of the old standby, also a dependable and true crowd-pleaser, just with a thicker consistency. Way to be original. Seriously, stop riding on another ramen's coat tails, just be yourself.
Beef - Honestly I don't know that much about you cuz i always buy Chicken.
Lime Chilli Shrimp - You are bold and adventurous, but a tad showy. Like the kind of person who has 8 middle names, but likes to rattle them off proudly like it's some kind of accomplishment.
Creamy Alfredo - Hey hey, look who's all classy. You've come a long way in your lifetime, going from Italian cousine to pseudo-Japanese food for lazy Americans, but don't let it get to your head. Don't forget you cost like, 20 cents.
Oriental - You're not very popular, and i'm not gonna lie, it's probably cuz you're so politically incorrect. Get with it, man. It's 2009.
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thank you, owen...thank you.
the kind i have at the apt right now is shrimp by the way. (glad it wasn't beef)
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