One clear, moonlit night, Warren G cruises the city for girls to have sex with. He opts instead to gamble with strangers he spots on a street corner. "What's up?" he says, as he jumps out the ride. They respond by robbing him.
Meanwhile, on the east side of the LBC, Nate Dogg searches for his friend Warren. He is soon faced with the dilemma of having sex with a car full of girls or saving his friend's life. He opts for the latter.
Nate Dogg then murders all of the gamblers.
With the robbery averted and the would-be jackers now dying in the street, our duo turns their attention back to the pressing need for sex. Luckily, the girls (from earlier in the story) are still stranded on the street corner, having some sort car trouble.
One of the women comments that Nate Dogg sings real nice, and asks him for a ride (apparently, he has been singing this entire time). Nate agrees, and describes the experience as "going real swell."
Our heroes and their rescued damsels set a course for the Eastside Motel. Do they ever acquire the elusive sex they set out to find this fateful night? We may never know. It is up to you, dear reader, to decide!
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